Canon: But that never-
Fandom: You shut your filthy lying mouth

(Source: tady)

Oh, my god.

priestmisha:

priestmisha:

Someone just reblogged this from me:

And added this:

Why is this still getting notes?

Why?

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jamanddogtags:

sherlockscoat:

starfireblues:

wordsthatkeepyouhome:

sherlockscoat:

The Purple Shirt of Sex

The Black Shirt of Seduction

The Grey Shirt of Tease

The Skin-Tight Jeans of Keeness

The Toga of Implied Copulation

OHMYGOD. The Toga of Implied Copulation….

zeronoa:

Look what’s lying all over my lap.

howlingdark:

traceyourgaze:

facetiousfiend:

spider8itch:

A-awwwwwwww…

Freddie adores this >///<

W’EFPENGEIPRNGIPENRGPJERPGJOKDGJ’AGJ

PJ

OERJGEIRG

Forever reblog

zeronoa:

Oh dear god I’m crying.

forrestbondurant:

jewkulele38:

tinyjewishsanta:

anoceanfullofbowlingballs:

sophisticatedlesbian:

I’m just always going to reblog this. 8( 

I will always reblog this.

The sound I just made. 

AWWWWWW :D

IF IT’S GOOD ENOUGH FOR THE MOUSE, IT SHOULD BE GOOD ENOUGH FOR THE HOUSE.

mybelovedcheshire:

undermeyousoquitenew:

My mom’s friend adopted this lovely dog after he was abandoned by his previous family. His name is Shaun. Shaun had always been very good at eating all his food. Every last bit that was, he ate it. One day he started leaving a little bit behind. He wouldn’t eat everything, no matter what. He always left a little behind. Every morning when my mom’s friend checked Shaun’s bowl, the food was gone. That was very strange, because Shaun always spent the night by her side.
One night she decided to investigate the food situation. She waited quietly by the food bowl and then, in the middle of the night, a cat came through the window and ate the remaining food. She noticed the cat was actually pregnant. A week or so later the cat came into her house and gave birth to 6 little kittens. Shaun took care of them as if they were his own babies. My mom’s friend adopted the cat too (her name is Meow) and they took care of the kittens until they all found a loving home. Nowadays Meow and Shaun live happily together as a family and they each have their little bowl of food.

This is the greatest story I have ever read.

(Source: wildbearpajamas)

zeronoa:

astudyinawkward:

silent-ponytagonist:

praisegodoka:

magypsy:

wtfbiscuit:

stapler!

a used napkin………..

My TV

antidepressants………

…computer charger?

My iPhone. I am content.

(Source: askcarrottop)